worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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