what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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