Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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