woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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