there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.