The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's just like the Real World with babies
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
