People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.