have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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