what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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