"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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