wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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