areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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