I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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