Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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