How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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