Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wish there were birth control emojis
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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