My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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