He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so explain again why im purple
no
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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