My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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