What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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