I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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