So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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