she was so not down for the gang bang
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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