o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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