i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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