He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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