There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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