Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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