Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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