It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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