You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I woke up under a house in Key West
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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