I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
is it fun? or sober?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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