tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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