Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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