It's Friday. Sex?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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