i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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