Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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