Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
