so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
