So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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