Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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