you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Send help, water and tortillas.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
