Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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