Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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