I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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