Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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