Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
They have beer where we have blood.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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