Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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