My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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