I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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