READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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