So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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