are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
