I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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