Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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