Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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