ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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