Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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